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I am amazed at human stupidity.

I always enjoyed the idea of DevOps: to use virtual machines and constant integration in order to avoid errors and free the developers of hard-to-setup environments and somehow-it-works compilations.

I am amazed how [company I used to work for] managed to turn this into a nightmare.

Just imagine: silent forests, the smell of flowers, no developer trust to the point your devs can’t either make docker environments cause reasons nor they can access your actual machines programmatically because they are filthy peasants, forcing them to do everything manually: every deployment will be a frustrating editing process which takes up to an hour, but here lies the trick... it will still have continuous integration... or better: every feature will be deployed as if it was a release.

The true peak of illumination:
Turning a tool into a disease.

Take a sip of tea, manager... you deserve it.

Just thought about this job because I keep being tempted to just start my own company. The more I think about it, the less being employed makes sense, given my end goal.

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    As lately I managed to piss off a few people with possible scenarios...

    Could you elaborate?

    Do they use feature branches and only if a feature branch is pushed, it will be built, which takes an hour?

    What's this editing process?

    curious cause I really don't understand a thing from your comment.
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    @IntrusionCM i am afraid to go too much in details, but basically no, nothing has to do with whether or not the branch is built, taking Wordpress as an example: imagine it as a: “nah, you don’t have any access to fa,db and so on but feel free to upload every single page/resource by hand.”
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