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Microsoft marketing teams think all their users are like the models photographed for their ads. Young, extroverted, and romantically successful always.
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RStrydom6868y@stackodev yeah, why couldn't they just been like "It's Valentine's day in 2 days, incase you wanted to buy/make something for a loved one."
And that's it. No undertone persuasion of any kind -
Roses are red,
reminders are great,
since I stalk you and know you're single, here's some porn to masturbate
Thanks Cortana... you're making me more sad now.
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