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				@deadlyRants Microsoft has millions of update testers, they're called "end users".
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				Cortana sucks in the UK not that useful at all. Most of the time I forget it's there although to be fair I have disabled most of it as I don't want the performance drain.
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				I personally like a built in spy tool that monitors audio in its environment
And doesn’t parse what I say effectively half the time lol - 
				
				@MadMadMadMrMim I have a tower unit with no inbuilt microphone, if I unplug it Cortana is as deaf as a dead man lol.
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				@cervantes01 well arent you just a fancy desktop havin man makin us laptop havin people feel subject of kgb intrusion :P
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				Take gpt-3, wait for gpt4, give it the ability to remember and hold an a total conversation, and millions of people would drop money on it.
Cortana though isn't worth the time it takes to load into ram. - 
				
				@dontbeevil years ago that would have been an uncertain thing and honestly i find myself wishing it still was.
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				@dontbeevil however it makes me easier to screw with beause i can get given bum directions and get lost or take extra time getting somewhere.
 
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