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Alternative job if you weren't a dev?
Week 260 Group Rant
kiki
3y

Sex worker, perfumer, scientist, circuit engineer, musician (regular or session), makeup artist, soap maker, graphic or ui designer, voice actor, track bike racer, runner, swimming coach (or running coach or bike coach), dietitian, paramedic, repairman, cook, veterinarian, animal shelter worker, teacher, electrician

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  • 1
    3y
    Gardener
  • 2
    3y
    Invent a new job that combines them all
  • 3
    3y
    @demoralizeddev Johnny Sins has probably done all of these and then some.
  • 9
    3y
    Hi @kiki,

    We have an open position as a senior full-stack developer that fits your needs. If you have 3+ years of professional experience on atleast 5 of proficiencies you have listed, please feel free to contact us.

    We would be very happy to see you in our team!
  • 1
    3y
    It resembles a mixture of Alfred from Batman and one of those high level concubines in Scifi shows who pull all the strings from the shadows.

    It kinda freaks me out to think such a person could exist.
  • 2
    3y
    @hack 10 yrs experience in everything listed and can recite every Star Wars script. Willing to accept 17 bucks an hr
  • 1
    3y
    @hack @IntrusionCM

    for every occupation I listed, at least one of the following is true:
    - I did it commercially
    - I did it free of charge
    - I learned how to do it from some official course
    - I learned how to do it by myself
  • 1
    3y
    @Root I’ve heard he’s a top tier circuit engineer, working on eliminating the effects of quantum tunneling in semiconductors during his refractory period in between shoots so Moore’s law can keep going another decade
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