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NoMad
4y

Last night by accident I put my phone on coconut paste. (don't ask.)

Although it doesn't show signs of damage, and hopefully it hasn't been damaged, my heart is still not at rest. I had enough panic for one year.

But why does this keep happening to me with tech stuff accidents? Whyyyyyyy?

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  • 1
    4y
    And btw, coconut paste on a desk surface was not my fault. And I defo did not see that coming. 😑
  • 2
    4y
    @theKarlisK no but shops sell coconut paste in jars.
  • 6
    4y
    I have so many questions but you are already panicking so I will refrain from asking.
  • 2
    4y
    @Cyanide your questions won't help the situation 😛 and I don't have all the answers.
  • 3
    4y
    Coconut paste? What's for dinner @NoMad besides a side of phone 😅
  • 2
    4y
    @NoMad Do acknowledge the elephant in the room, though. COCONUTS PASTE?
  • 2
    4y
    @Cyanide If I'm having migraine or a very bad week with lots of sleep deprivation...

    I think it's enough to explain that looking for stuff like a remote in a fridge, the cutlery tray or other drawers is not uncommon.

    ;) A@NoMad just be happy that the thing survived. Panic is just stressful
  • 1
    4y
    @Cyanide yeah. It's a thing some households use. Specially a semi-hippie mother 😛
  • 1
    4y
    @NoMad delicious stuff when used for cooking.

    Some use it as a hair care product besides cooking, though that would be more oil than paste.
  • 0
    4y
    @IntrusionCM unfortunately I can't easily stomach coconut products (despite liking fresh coconuts) so I wouldn't know about taste. I just know it burns super fast.
  • 1
    4y
    @NoMad I use coconut milk primarily for fast currys.

    Food allergies / intolerances suck. :/
  • 1
    4y
    @IntrusionCM you'd be surprised how many times I ate stuff I'm allergic to because allergies ain't got shit on me...

    (Mine are uncomfortable but not killer. So I'm good)
  • 0
    4y
    @theKarlisK yeah ... The camera went head first. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed 🤞
  • 1
    4y
    @NoMad Oh... I know many people who are exactly like that.

    Though I became an semi expert I guess in cooking without annoying them. ^^

    (cooking sometimes for up to 20 people, e.g. for larger holidays... it's fun - and the allergies / intolereances are a nice challenge)
  • 0
    4y
    @theKarlisK I take your word for it. Rear one, btw.
  • 1
    4y
    You feel guilty for something and keep sabotaging yourself unconsciously.
    Try digging up the reason and forgive yourself.
  • 1
    4y
    @NoMad the companies that sell the jars must be angry AF.
    @theKarlisK
  • 0
    4y
    @theKarlisK the angriest the better the paste!
  • 0
    4y
    Coconut paste + desk where you put you phone on it half aware ==> sleeping room. Coconut paste + sleeping room == > vegan lube alternative.
  • 0
    4y
    @NeatNerdPrime wrong. Mom turned half of my old room into her wfh office. And she just likes leaving random stuff in reeeeeally random places.
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