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One day you’ll write a line of code which will be your very last one.

Imagine wasting it on something like php.

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  • 3
    3y
    That day will be a great one.
  • 1
    3y
    @homo-lorens great because last πŸ˜‚
  • 7
    3y
    <!--- FUCK Y'ALL IM OUT!!--->
  • 4
    3y
    @N00bPancakes you jest, but a comment like that was actually in the codebase I worked with for a bit
  • 0
    3y
    What, are people gonna track it down and put it on my tombstone or somethin'?
    Useless crap like VB & SQL & JS have already shaved YEARS off of my lifetime, who would ever care about the "last line"?
  • 2
    3y
    @N00bPancakes also:
    console.log('Fuck this shit I'm out');
  • 0
    3y
    Mine will be kaomoji or ASCII art... But in a comment. Not as a random output on a client site :P

    <?php

    echo "(ﾉ≧∀≦)οΎ‰";
  • 0
    3y
    What if your last line is a comment say # todo or # fixme πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    3y
    @agh0raa My process is to create a very naive implementation first focusing on minimal effort and add a @todo for every idea I have along the way so I write a lot of them.
  • 1
    3y
    Or JavaScript, ew
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