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23

mk3d

3497

8y

Last week, a colleague has opened ssh wan->lan by error. Good boy. True story. One day later, 200 Chinese connections try to ssh!
29

Kdaydin

555

8y

There should be some "knock knock"s without "who's there"s otherwise its not denial
120

darksideplease

2049

8y

More like:

"Knock knock"

"Who is.. " Knock knock"

"Who.. " Knock knock"

"Knock knock"

"Knock knock

"Who.. " Knock knock"

"Knock knock"

"Knock knock"
...
15

Tisila

415

8y

Best knock knock joke ever 😂
15

ScribeOfGoD

7224

8y

"Kno..." *server crashes*
1

Scrumplex

5741

8y

Well... 500++ I guess
2

Preston

253

8y

This is beautiful.
2

Jeeter

177

8y

...
"DoS Attack"
*Steals your wallet*
4

farside

11

8y

Or if it's UDP:
There knock is knock who?
1

tbodt

736

8y

That's a SYN flood to be precise
0

nikchillz

101

8y

#UDPJokes
2

n-o-one

94

7y

knock-knock three times reminded me of Sheldon Cooper from TBBT
0

BinYard

1

6y

I hate when they never acknowledge
3

jonhyfun

648

6y

"Knock knock"

"Who's there"

"Who's there"

"Who's there"

"Knock knock"

-Slow Loris attack
0

MarkWarfield

3

4y

True clean water)))
0

TimothyChristen

0

3y

funny story
0

Valkoo28

0

3y

Nice joke
0

FarrajSalih

8

2y

"Knock knock"
0

AidenXX

5

1y

Me, me, me, me
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-11

3d

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