Classiflying hack tools as virus on windows defender or whatever puts in risk users that want to hack some device but have to disable user defender to use them (and could potentially download malicious software bundled together or inside the hack tool)

We need a new flash like plugin to rival javascript

Allstar by Smash Mouth using console.beep and thread sleep in c#

I guess im a pretty soft guy, but my boss keeps asking me to be rough with our clients because they are abusing our support service(me).

Im just not that guy..

what do?

Not me but, my boss chose to use devexpress "just as a visual layer" without studying devexpress deeply, this means that everyday i have to study some random devexpress quirk to fix a clients problem.

Asus does not know how to implement a button that is also a fingerprint scanner,my phone keeps closing all apps cuz my fingers are sweaty(the button isnt actually clickable it just senses...My sweat smh)

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Lmao, maybe we should call it c++++

-Boss instructs me to always set high estimates
-Asks in how many days will i finish X
-I think 3, but adding 1 extra day for each random problem i tell him one week
-He says thats way too long, make it 3 days
-Shit happens and i can barely finish it in one week
-My boss:

Hey @dfox can we have a moving ++ -- button or a button at the end of a post, so i can like(or not) a long post after i read it?

If i were to make a social network what is the best way to deal with copyright infringment?

Does anyone ever unironically clicks at ads?

What programming language you really think shouldnt be called a language and why?

How do i not say WTF YOU DUMB SHIT when anwsering support tickets at my company?