How was yours?

What is a code review? ;)

The company I work at does not 'have' time for that.

I can relate...

I'm so sorry 😞
Honestly, after having worked for over 3 years now at a company that does, I'll make an effort to never work at a place that doesn't have code reviews again.

Not happened yet.

Mine was bad ... My boss brought everyone in a room to talk to them about agile programming, and I got picked to write a simple program to score a game of bowling. I thought I was the shiznit: coding it in only x lines of code, for my use of recursion, and for it only taking half the time he allotted. He brought us back into the room to run it and boom, stackoverflow, the bad kind.

This was a little lesson in, do only what you need, take it a step at a time and don't try to get fancy.

We finished the meeting by writing the program one line at a time and not trying to architect it at all. We did it faster than I did it, using less code, and it worked...

If "FML" would have been an acronym back then, I would have used it.

code review should never blame or even insult someone. that's beyond professional attitude for me.