After code goes in production.

I don't like when HR calls us 'tekkies'..

This one crazy:
We made an app for our client to scan some parcels via barcode.

They just created a ticket, for complaining that it's hard to scan in the storage room, because it's so dark. They are like sometimes we need to use a torge to scan. Can you increase the contrast of the app or something to scan better in darker place.

Did not know what to answer, but my thoughts were like: why the fuck you don't put enough light in that room?! 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

Why the heck is the devRants dark theme not default? 🤷🏽‍♂️

IE8 YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

I dont feel comfortable to go for the second Google page on searching for a solution 😪

At the basketball finals, I was like what kevin.doRant()?? 🤣

git reflog

That feeling when something is 0-indexed in real life.

salary renegotiation

The PM 😵

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Client calls 📞 😵

404 image not found 😅

Me on getting a huge bunch of merge conflicts!! 😵

Me after debugging and fixing issues over several days without 'proper' coding..

Why can't I attach a fucking image to my rant!! it's making me mad. uploading and uploading..... grr 😤

Real devs have a vitamin d deficiency

At home I don't need to lock my computer. I just put the cursor into a vim shell. It's amusing what my kid leaves for me there.

Because dark themes are fucking dark!

8 hours sleep aren't fucking enough if you slept less then 8h days before

@dfox you reached your 20.000, where is your sibirian tiger?? 😱

Let's start with @dfox

Learned a new word here in devRant: sleep code.

Code that's is written where you hardly can get an eye open.

Crazy shit 😵

Edit: Yeah, I count sleep code as one word (or phrase if this will satisfy you before commenting)

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

Edit: It's not a porn site

I am very enjoying wk47. Having a naughty smile everytime. 😅

ssh root@hostname

!important

If you need someone to help you out: Superman

@trogus @dfox how about greying out the plus button when you have to wait an hour for next rant?