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@C0D4 I wouldn't mind building a pyramid if we had material, cranes, safety gear and some blueprints.
At the moment it's just "go build pls". -
@bittersweet meanwhile here...
Team mate: Are u alive?
Me: Yeah... Doing documentation...
Team mate: Yeah... I'm sorting out hardware...
Me: we're still fucked, aren't we?
Team mate: I swear to god, the word migration is giving me PTSD.
Me: Ay yup.
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We're all currently happy that last migrations / restructuring worked out, but brain dead since 2-3 weeks doing happily shitty mundane work. XD
It's getting better, but I really don't want to do anything that requires a higher brain activity. XD -
@Root Is this the same screwdriver you've been complaining about since last October?
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@Root My condolences.
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@Root seems like dr who already has that patent
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@TeachMeCode Also the ratios used to position and construct the great pyramid match that of the ratios of the earth. I cannot remember how the math works, but it shows that they knew about the dimensions of the entire planet. Its placement is not by accident. Its all planned with math.
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@Root That physically hurt to read.
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@hashedram Success! 😂
We have no more time for all this Agile stuff!
Half of our developers might have been injured when we built the Great Wall of China, but no worries, we've listened to your complaints about feeling overworked!
You can take 3 extra days off this year. Meanwhile, we're starting the next project.
We're building some pyramids.
What? You want Scrum and sprints? Sure, do sprints, whatever helps us build those pyramids!
Requirements? Refinements? What requirements are there to refine?
We require a giant pyramid.
For v1, you can build the foundation out of wet mud. It must be 500 meters. Wide, or high, we're not sure yet, we'll get back to you on that. It must have less than 4 sides, but certainly more than 3.
The Frontend team has already built a part of the entrance using 60 semi trucks filled with papier-mâché, pipe cleaners and glitter.
Now go build already!
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