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hjk10156968yNice rant, I can see this working on the less technical.
Don't exactly know why he would see your ass a lot in prison though... -
Haha. Good one. Sometimes the scammers and scammers seems funny when you know your stuff.
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So...If he's going to see your bare ass in prison does that mean you are also in prison?
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hjk10156968y@fyroc
That might be the most astute observation of the day.
And to continue on that note: We literally have no idea how he (scammer/future-sexy-orange-suit-barer) is figuratively going to see a lot of your ass in prison. π€
Butt not to worry as good developers we will have some sleepless nights and present you with a creative solution (not a hack, it is after all a fellow developers ass on the line hereπ). -
@fyroc We're a bunch of dicks. And I've heard there's a lot of those in prison too, in addition to the bare asses.
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fyroc58608y@timurtu Simple.. when I pulled the Whois info the origin was a well known ISP from India.
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@Akio do you also constantly tilt your head from side to side while doing that!? LOLs
A scammer called me today. They were saying that harmful files were moved to my computer and they needed to remove them. I don't think they are ever going to call me again.
S = scammer; M = me;
S: this is tech support we need access to your computer because we detected harmful files and need to remove them.
M: oh my! Hold on, let me go to my computer now. How can you access it?
S: we can just use RDP and delete the files. They are in a hidden folder that is encrypted so this Is the only way.
M: oh ok I believe you. Hm... it looks like my son only allows certain IP addresses to access our computers.. I don't know how to disable this so can you just email me your IP address?
S: Sure...
He then sends me his actual IP address... it doesn't even look like a proxy or VPN.
M: oh my I forgot that you need my password to login. It's really long and complicated... can I just email it to you?
S: Sure!!
I then tell him to hold on I have to find it that my "son" stored it somewhere.
At this time I'm taking a photo of my bare ass and attaching it to the email. I then say in the email "Please note what my job title is in my signature.. I just sent the FBI your name, phone number, email, and IP address. Please enjoy my bare ass, you'll see a lot of it in prison."
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