Expectations Vs. Reality

So very true!

That moment when you take the time to explain the idea of camelCase variable naming as opposed to the Underscores to this hot new girl at the the office and she comes back to you showing off her handy work and you notice how her very first variable is named camelToe

I' just going to leave this here

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

Always remember boys & girls:

I was away for a few months and this place has turned from a witty little corner I loved to a whole bunch of blog posts of rambling lunatics!

Don't ever think that you are just a tool, have strong ethics and morals and care about what the tool you are making is going to end up being used for - https://goo.gl/VmWoSh

Say hello to my new friend!

My Martian Debugger Friend!

Tabs Vs. Spaces, have at it! - Do clarify the reasons why!

silky question;

Why can't I have the same word limit as the app on the browser with devRant!?

The first rule of devRant is;
we DO NOT talk about devRant.
The second rule of devRant is;
WE DO NOT TALK about devRant!

I fucking hate Richard Hendricks. That long nose jack off is not qualified to lead a retarded child to the loo let alone heading a company!

Why developers are not covered in tattoos!?

Because tattoo parlors don't tattoo developer savy stickers, yet!

devRant; The new reason why I take my phone to the toilet!

devRant; More addictive than speed, crack and crystal combined!

Give a Nigerian Prince an e-mail account and he will scam the net for a day,

Teach him how to phish, and he will prosper for eternity!

Long live the Clear Cherry MX Switched Mechanical Keyboards!