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* online meeting *

Why are ya'll muted? We can't have a conversation if you're all muted. Just unmute yourselves.

* someone had a lot of background noise *

Huh? What's happening? What's that noise? I think someone is in a very noisy place. You know what? Just mute yourselves until you want to talk.

THATS WHAT WE WERE DOING YOU PRICK

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  • 9
    Manager prick, to himself:
    > “But now I’ve told everyone we’re having a conversation, so they’ll talk more. I’m so good at this. But wow, not talking? And all that noise? how inconsiderate and unprofessional. This is why they’re underlings!”
  • 6
    At some point bosses should learn to use the "raise hand" and chat features of online meetings... Wondering how many centuries would that take!
  • 6
    @NoMad A middle level boss to.. WAIT their turn to speak!? HERESY!!!
  • 2
    This is why I hate socializing meetings on zoom. Online meetings only work if everyone is in a quiet place which is seemingly impossible most of the times. So online meetings become a one way radio like communication and only work for status updates. You must mute yourself after every transmission.

    Discussions and any team engagement activities just don't work. Someone tells a joke, and no one laughs, well no one hears anyone laugh. I love working remotely but this really limits the quality of interactions and deteriorates the work environment.
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