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Kimmax
8y

STOP IT.
FUCKING STOP.
NO MORE "I SPENT N HOURS SEARCHING A MISSING SEMICOLON"
"I DELETED A SEMICOLON IN MY COLLEGES WORK"
"REWROTE MY CODE BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUE DELETED A SEMICOLON"
OR ANY OTHER SEMICOLON RELATED RANT'S / MEME'S.
Maybe they were funny the first time. But IT'S OVER.
If it should really happen to you, you're using the wrong tools.
If it happens to you even though you're using the right tools, LEARN to use them.
If it does happen to you after that FIND A NEW HOBBY OR JOB, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.

Thanks for your time - link this rant on any semicolon related rant.

** DOES ALSO APPLY TO MISSING BRACKETS, QUOTES, TABS, SPACES, KIDS, JEHOVAS WITNESSES, MONEY, FLYS, SOCKS, FACIAL HAIR, WINDOWS UPDATES **

Comments
  • 4
    What about the greek sign thing? 😁
  • 2
    @liammartens oh damn THAT'S INCLUDED
  • 6
    "WINDOWS 10 CRASHED MY TOASTER. I'M SOOO PISSED.

    I'M INSTALLING ARCH LINUX, FUCK IT."

    ^ that's banned too
  • 3
    @Player2 approved as requested.
  • 2
    Quality rant right here. Thumbs up.
  • 2
    @CozyPlanes case-by case-by basis. If obvious ++ farming, BIIIG NONO.
  • 1
    @Kimmax deal 😂
  • 8
    Oh: "Stackoverflow is offline"
  • 1
    @Kimmax inb4 "you have been visited"
  • 2
    @Player2 you have been visited, indeed ;)
  • 1
    @Kimmax I think we're done.

    All 206 comments and 12 rants. <3
  • 6
    Aha! Another thing to ban!

    Fucking Screenshots of fucking ++ spams. DEAR GOD THE CIRCLEJERK

    (No the irony does not escape me @Kimmax)
  • 1
    And" the algo knows everything" rants
  • 1
    @Player2 whenever I see a repost, I link the rant which has the same exact pic/content, it's that consistent on my feed.
  • 1
  • 6
    @sam9669 please don't do that. That's what the repost downvote option is for and we don't need you policing content. Thanks!
  • 2
  • 1
    @dfox you hear that @Kimmax? :p
  • 2
    @dfox this.
    Guys I wrote this rant to be somewhat funny. Don't take it as an incitement to spam or flood fellow ranters. As @dfox said, use the function designed for that case but don't exaggerate please
  • 1
    @Kimmax totally. We're just joking around. But seriously, I'm gonna be using the repost downvote soooooooo much
  • 3
    @Kimmax yeah I wasn't referring to what you said, mainly @sam9669's history and advocacy for harassing users, which I don't find funny.
  • 4
    @dfox yep got that, thanks.
    Just wanted to clarify for everyone :)
  • 1
    @Kimmax do I still get a promotion? :p
  • 2
    @Player2 when I figure out what that would be, sure :D
  • 2
    @dfox never realised it actually from the other persons POV, will just let the algo know from next time. 👍👍
  • 1
    @Kimmax whoop whoop!
  • 4
    @Kimmax you're doing the same thing now that you said you weren't going to do. Stop policing other user's posts and stop linking to this rant. That's spam.
  • 2
    And it's not just me saying that. A number of people have marked your comments as spam and this rant as spam at this point and I tend to agree with them.
  • 1
    @dfox a'ight. We've had our fun. I for one am gonna take your advice and stop
  • 4
    @dfox yup! Definitely spam and i dont want users to ban each others rant.
    I am not bein mean n it is not closely related but l dont want devrant to be like so and sth related to that...
  • 2
    @dfox im sorry I didn't got the point that linking it was not okay.
    I wanted to take it down, but there is no option for that, so I'll just let it die.
    Sorry about that, or in a modern matter:
    "How 'bouh dah"

    Also took the comments in question down
  • 1
    @Kimmax this would be that promotion then? 😂
  • 2
    @Player2 noo. I have to come up with something better
  • 1
    @Kimmax good luck! 😂 also congratulations on catching up, there's now barely 100 points in it! :o
  • 1
    @amahlaka nothing. It's just (at least here) commonly used in jokes as unrelated position in lists.
    Im sorry if that offends you in some way
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