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my confidence when i engage in any kind of social interaction:

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    Responsiveness when you write "width: 768px;":
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    Performance when you import React:
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    Sanity when maybekatz declines your RFC to NPM with the reason being "you're a fucking nazi":
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    The only principal developer you have when freshly hired "teamlead" announces that we'll strive for "100% test coverage":
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    Depression when Takeda invents vortioxetine:
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    Signal to noise ratio when switching power supply kicks in:
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    Your whole bank account when you 10x long $TSLA:
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    Your privacy when you install tiktok:
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    Your tax burden when you finally throw US passport away and take the proper citizenship:
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    Your magic rainbow unicorn friend when antipsychotics kick in:
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    @kiki [your privacy when you download tik tok]
    i think you mean brain cells
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    @kiki god you almost made me choke on my coffee, you should be a comedian
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