If a sentence could cause epilepsy this would be the one:

This describes all of web development in 2021

"in a relationship with console.log()"

...imagine how it will turn his whole world upside down, if one day he discovers how debugging is done in actual programming languages.

"YOU MEAN I CAN EXECUTE THE INSTRUCTIONS ONE BY ONE AND SEE THE STATE OF THE ENTIRE MEMORY AT EVERY POINT???? :-O"

@Midnight-shcode I assume it's a girl

Now that would be a toxic relationship!

@-ANGRY-STUDENT- why?

@-ANGRY-STUDENT-

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You’re right.

Correct 💯

@Midnight-shcode Because you can see long blonde hair in the profile pic.
And maybe the unironic use of sparkling heart emoji.

@Midnight-shcode there are some things that I cannot tell you, but trust me, it's a gal.

@localpost from my experience it's more common for people with long haired sparkly avatars to be weeaboos having their waifu as an avatar, but okay, still not a bad point.

@-ANGRY-STUDENT- ok, i do.