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FUCK YOU TOO COFFEE MACHINE!
HANDING ME YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHITTY WATER BACK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED BREW SOME FUCKING COFFEE TO FUCKING MAKE ME AWAKE WITH ONE FUCKING HOUR OF SLEEP NOT PISS IN MY CUP!
I'll just go back to bed...

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  • 3
    You're machine is against you. Skynet is here. It pissed in your cup, next it's going to interfere with your code.
  • 2
    Just drink tea. So much easier, and more palatable
  • 2
    Eat coffee beans, it's more effective than drinking some coffee!
  • 1
    Did you forget to put in the coffee?
  • 3
    Enough anger and 'fuck' in this rant. Here have an upvote.
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