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You will quickly start feeling pain in your knees, that weight you use to be able to keep off easily will refuse to go away, you’ll find twenty year olds annoying, you’ll get tired way too easily… welcome, you’re one of us.
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@EstrnAdventures yeah, gets exhausting luggin that gigantic cock around right @Linux? I mean, your rooster weighs a ton 😉😂😂😂
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Wait what? I thought you were in your 40s.
I will be 30 in few months and I have no idea what's happening in my life. -
vane112803yHappy Birthday.
Time to stay fit and exercise at least 10 minutes daily if you don’t want to feel what other feel :)
Remember that gravitation is now your main enemy on this planet. -
At some point, you get to an age, and you appreciate the simple things in life.
Like:
1. Does my penis still work? Why yes, yes it does.
2. Is shitting my pants still a rare occurrence? Why yes, yes it is.
3. Does my wife still tolerate me? Why yes, yes she does.
4. Is my wife okay with number 1? Why yes, yes she is.
My life is complete. -
lotd79223ySeems we're quite a few in their 30s.
Remember, some of the best things only gets better with age. :-) -
I was still blading in skateboard bowls in my 30s. I really need to get back into inline skating. I was damn good at it. Mid 40s now. Maybe I will start doing long distance inline this spring.
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You can sing now Madonna's Like a virgin... Sex will be less than it used to be xD
Otherwise.
It's a fucking number, just have fun like you always do. -
dmoen2193yWhen you hit 30, stop living like when were 20 or your body will start breaking down when you are close to 40. (my own experience).
I turned 30 recently, oh my
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