Oh, just found a gift card from @Root's workplace

Send HR a fruit basket as a thanks. A *barely a week* expired fruit basket.

Wait, y’all have *unpaid* time off? 🥺

gives back a card saying "you won a resignation"

I can’t wrap my head around this. Isn’t unpaid time off just skipping work?

@fckIE it's the nice way of egomaniac bastards having the feeling of being in absolute control over you and not needing money for it.

Unpaid time off = Generous god allowing his slave to have free time

@fckIE yeah, but they won't fire you for it

Unpaid time off:
- We don't care about you. We don't care that you have bills or think your a person. Your just a number in a exel file and this month not even that. Congratz, your nothing to me.

@JsonBoa an empty basket would be more fitting.

@rEaL-jAsE well... That's how many people think...
My own bosses think like that... But that's what happens when someone gets rich, treats the kids like princesses and then gives them the company. You know... People that believe they are a superior race, egocentric and have no empathy

At first I thought that was brilliant until I actually read it.

It’s like winning redundancy for a day.

@foniho lol, you’re pitching cosmetics to software developers
P.s. saved the screenshot before his comment is deleted