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Hope that helps!

Please do not shutdown your computer, we're updating GitHub.

Rant

Told my boss I don't want to do the shit work. I need work that matches my job description.

He said ok. 🤷‍♂️

166 lines of if else hell just to decide between prod and sandbox.

Run the same query multiple times to get the same data.

And that's all written by our code review team lead.

What a mess.

My internet provider has a "null" add-on package and without selecting it, my internet doesn't work.

Fuck you Powershell!!

Just spent three hours debugging my node script.

Script kept becoming unresponsive after running for a while until I press some key on Powershell. Turns out it's the PS "pausing" my script until I clicked on it😣.

The whole office thinks I'm working on a serious dev. I'm just running dev rant APIs on cmd and scroling.Happy Friday!

Writes good code because "Good code is it's own documentation"

Ends up documenting someone else's code. :(