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Week 46 Group Rant
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7y

How do you deal with monkeys and the code they write?

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  • 5
    7y
    burn with fire
  • 3
    7y
    Del button 😉
  • 9
    7y
    Go bananas
  • 3
    7y
    Ha, that's a tricky question. Would probably give them some bananas to eat.
    Just came in my mind, would an ape's favorite item on Mario kart be the banana? 🤔
  • 0
    7y
    @SirWindfield Why does 1,667 feel like a special number to me....
  • 4
    7y
    @billgates not sure, 69 felt more special to me ;) ^^
  • 1
    7y
    @SirWindfield here' you go... but maybe it reminds me of L33T or 1.66666666666666666666666666666
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates l33t, I knew it 1667 looked familiar to me...
  • 0
    7y
    Do monkeys code in “Ook!“ ?
  • 1
    7y
    Fire them.
  • 0
    7y
    @Ashkin what if u know they're monkeys from the code but your boss doesn't and in fact hires more?
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates fire yourself and work somewhere better. Or for yourself!
  • 1
    7y
    @Ashkin but I can't find another job either.... And no one will hire me as a freelancer plus I need my insurance... 😔😞😟😢😭😖🙁😡😠
  • 0
    7y
    @Dairattez but then i have to read all their code and quite frankly my rejection wouldn't matter... id prolly get yelled at by my boss... who can merge anything anyway....
  • 0
    7y
    @Dairattez not really my boss... just the culture in IT..... move fast, break things... and only fix them so they can break again....
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