LoL, I swear, some of these job ads..

- You study Java every day
- You anticipate and you follow Java trends every day
- You go to our Java events

Oh so you mean I don't have a life? No thanks.

To anticipate and follow Java, you have to think like Java ☕😑💭

Imagine the interview with the HR staff. I'd totally do that.

Interviewee to HR: So, that's company culture?

HR: Yes, of course.

Interviewee: so, do you study HR every day, anticipate and follow HR trends every day, and go to the internal HR events?

HR: ...

@Fast-Nop

Our HR literally does that... That's pretty much all they do. Sadly, they also bother the rest of the company with feedback seminars, trash self-help book recommendations and HR guru bullshit.

So I did sign them all up for Laracon 2022 and kept spamming them Laravel & PHP update newsletters.

You think of Java when you eat, when you sleep, when you bath, when you poop.

You are doing it wrong... Just go for the "deep zen approach":
What Is Java?
What makes Java, Java?
How can someone reach a "State of Java-rvhana"?

Become a JavaJuro!