"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

I've got numb to stupid TV shows / movies where hacking consists of:

*clattering away at the keyboard for 5 seconds*
"Ok, I'm in"

I used to despair at it, but it happens so often now that I just have to let it go, otherwise I'd never get anything done...

*starts metasploit*

*builds payload*

"sure if you would just click the exe i just sent you and give me your ip i can connect you to the pentagon right away" 😏

Just say yes. Yes i can.

say i can hack not only pentagon but hexagon, octagon too. I just need some graphics api.

Awesome :))))

😂😂@beggarboy

I got a more stupid one:
"so you are a coder? "
" yeah"
"SO YOU CAN HACK A FACEBOOK? "

@cankarales
He will ask you to taught him

@EdgeLord69 then you just do some random meaningless stuff in the terminal pretending to hack something until he inevitably gives up :)

@EdgeLord69 yes I am a programmer and yes I can hack someone's Facebook account. This is called social engineering and pretty much everyone can do that.

I got asked to hack a Facebook account today. Find it comical actually.

Yes.

Step 1: http://www.hackertyper.com
Step 2: F11
Step 3: profit