semicolon.js

I earn a lot more than I expected to before I retrained as a dev

"This should never happen"

Almost 100,000 commits on Github: https://github.com/search/...

😂

Commit functional changes separately to code quality changes

Otherwise I'll make you do it all over again 😤

Comments for 'why', unit tests for 'what'

Parked the car in a parking lot 15 mins before job interview. Plenty of time to spare.

Go to pay for parking.

Ticket machine doesn't accept cards. Fine, I have notes.

Ticket machine doesn't accept notes. Shit, I need to go get change quick.

FUCKING FUCKER DOESN'T ACCEPT £1 COINS WELL WHAT THE FUCK TO YOU ACCEPT THEN YOU FUCKING FUCK I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY JOB INTERVIEW OR GET A £80 FUCKING PARKING FINE

!not a double negative

Boobies

Overwatch 😫

When your Hibernate object model gets too big, and simply accessing a user's page brings the whole site down... 😫

... and it was my code that pushed the system over the edge 😫😫😫

In the process of applying for a job with another company. It all looks fairly promising, but...

... they use SVN for source control 😫

When you go to write an email and try to end a sentence with a ;

TFW you have to go back to work after a week off

You guys, I've just been away for a week on holiday

No mobile signal, no wifi

The horror 😱

Not checking whether every last frickin object is null before using it

It's the one aspect of Java that drives me up the wall 😤

Ever since I joined devRant, I've been the most motivated I've been in the past 3 years to work on my personal projects and learn new stuff

I freakin love you folks 💞

Every so often I remember that the code I wrote is running in production and real customers are using it and I feel a little bit sick

I know I shouldn't, but I had to laugh: "Does anyone know if the 'localhost' server is running? And could someone turn it on if it's down? I tried to connect but couldn't get through..."

So, I'm on holiday for a week from Friday. Woo! The plan is to head to a cottage in the middle of nowhere with the wife and the dog and chill the fuck out for a while.

Just found out from my boss that, due to some fucking colossal mismanagement, I have to support a huge release for an architecture rebuild project from 10pm til 8am on Sunday night. While I'm on holiday. In the middle of nowhere.

FML