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kr-b
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"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

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  • 9
    I've got numb to stupid TV shows / movies where hacking consists of:

    *clattering away at the keyboard for 5 seconds*
    "Ok, I'm in"

    I used to despair at it, but it happens so often now that I just have to let it go, otherwise I'd never get anything done...
  • 10
    *starts metasploit*

    *builds payload*

    "sure if you would just click the exe i just sent you and give me your ip i can connect you to the pentagon right away" 😏
  • 2
    Just say yes. Yes i can.
  • 17
    say i can hack not only pentagon but hexagon, octagon too. I just need some graphics api.
  • 0
    Awesome :))))
  • 0
  • 3
    I got a more stupid one:
    "so you are a coder? "
    " yeah"
    "SO YOU CAN HACK A FACEBOOK? "
  • 1
    @cankarales
    He will ask you to taught him
  • 2
    @EdgeLord69 then you just do some random meaningless stuff in the terminal pretending to hack something until he inevitably gives up :)
  • 1
    @EdgeLord69 yes I am a programmer and yes I can hack someone's Facebook account. This is called social engineering and pretty much everyone can do that.
  • 0
    I got asked to hack a Facebook account today. Find it comical actually.
  • 1
    Yes.

    Step 1: http://www.hackertyper.com
    Step 2: F11
    Step 3: profit
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