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!Rant

*Whenever there's a big hacking thing that happened in cyberspace and the media gets the footage*

"Hey! You! you the website developer. Can you like get a hoodie and smash the keyboard."

"Why?"

"Big virus leak"

"But that's not ha.."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE HOODIE ALREADY"

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  • 6
    Film Network switches, show a terminal that is pinging google, blinkning HDD leds.

    Thats how you do it
  • 2
    Quickly open the command prompt, go to the system32 folder and type dir - the quick moving text in the cmd is the "I'm in" moment.
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  • 1
    Put some minified JavaScript on the screen to show how much he typed already
  • 2
    Quick, write a GUI interface in visual basic to track his IP address
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