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sariel84943yHey get back to work!
Codes compiling.
Ok, carry on!
Little did they know, python doesn't need to compile. -
@sariel
>>> Little did they know, python doesn't need to compile.
- but the Python code can be complied! https://pyinstaller.readthedocs.io/... -
Jr dev: I didn’t touch that method, so it’s not my code change..
Code reviewer: Your changes are the only part of the code calling it, and it’s no longer passing valid arguments.
Jr dev: so what should I do?
Code reviewer: ::puts hand on face:: -
My deep learning model reached consciousness and changed itself. Badly.
These are the risks if you play God. -
It works on my machine but not on CI. (The f*cker added a new environment variable but not on that sick yaml)
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- the bug that started showing up after my latest changes is actually caused by old code
- we don't need to regard this scenario because users will never do that
- a fix for this problem is technically impossible (because actually there is a fix but it's kinda dirty, but you management people don't understand these categories and I'm too lazy to explain it to you, so let's just stick with the "technically impossible") -
sariel84943y@sparrowEatsHawk I have actually had a Jr dev refuse to modify a function because they said it was too complex to understand and thus wouldn't touch it.
So I told them they didn't have to, but I gave them a spike to discover that function line by line and asked them to model it out along with any of the other functions that called it.
I knew the little fucktard could understand it, they just didn't want to be responsible for "breaking" it. -
KDSBest7713yI didn't change anything...
So you want to tell me this feature, which only doesn't work in your branch. All other branches including main are working perfectly fine, but you didn't chamge anything?
You do know, that I can leverage an insane feature called diff right?
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