I only eat spicy food on fridays

That's smart.

If you're going to be in the shitter all day at work, it's best if it's a Friday.

@sariel I don’t think he meant for breakfast or how fast is your digestive system?

Cool. What spicy food did you have today?

@neriald one spicy chili Frito, in the shitter all day, every day.

I'm white as a bag of marshmallows, my eastern European physiology just can't take much more of it at my age.

My digestive tract sees any spice as a foreign attack and expels everything but my soul, and even then I sometimes have to drag it back in.

Yeah spices are important - food just isn't as tasty without nutmeg, parsley, garlic, dill, turmeric, cumin, chive... Hmm, gonna get something to eat now.

Habanero te quiero

@sariel haha astral travel on the can

@rantsauce

Cheese in the microwave with scorpion tabasco