HR people are sluts!

This whole CSS thing, it sucks!

Are most CEOs complete retarded douchebags? Is it a requirement to become a CEO??

dev || !dev

I'm a loser.

!dev

Fuck fans, all kinds of fans. The most annoying invention ever made. I'm fan triggered now.

God do I hate doing UI work!

I just discovered that Ruby is a clusterfuck!

I never like my code.

For some reason, I cannot use my computer for anything other than programming anymore. Whenever I turn the lid on, I can either write code or stare at the screen indefinitely. No other option!

It's one of those days where I just don't want to work except it's the whole week actually.

I know by heart that "premature optimization is the root of all evil" but not when I'm coding, no! I premature optimize the shit out of my code until I get crippled down and then I undo everything and make a working version no matter how terrible it is.

Starting new side projects is like getting myself into deep shit, voluntarily.

Some people write unreadable horse shit pretending to be code it even puzzles the computer.

I'm reading my first Rust codebase after getting familiar with language for a while and I feel like a raw potato.

Project ideas come to me in wicked idea form. I even make an evil laugh.

Let's start by saying: God do I love programming and hate work!

My dream job would be a place where I get to write quality code for something that's actually useful and makes sense to people (or a group of people) without all the usual job bullshit; all the politics, fucking useless hours of meetings, the pretentious ass holes, and the useless mindless product owners with good pay to live comfortably and some organization (not being a complete disaster). It's only a dream though...

I should stop doing cheap ass projects and start doing something interesting.

Excessive Instashit browsing syndrome.

Functional programming is folding my brain.

!dev

I want to say to my cheating whore of an ex, you were never worth the time nor the effort. You are my only regret in life. There are actually way more pretty and nice and probably honest girls than you'll ever be!

I just realized I was living in my arse during university and I probably wasted some of the best years of my life.

I feel like I'm losing my mind from programming with an extreme level of obsession.

Sometimes I get extreme hatred towards programming and computer science and engineering and I want to leave everything and disappear or get in a coma.

I got a LinkedIn message from the HR from my previous company about a job opening as if I never existed and never met them before. I'm just a profile to them.

Stupidity level: HR

Dammit, Jim! Software world is a joke. Millions of developers suffer everyday.

@YouAllSuck, you can change your name all you want but I'm still convinced you're an AI.

Mein Englisch verdampft in Interviews.

Who called it "taking a dump" and not anything else? Making a backup? No??

I got a job early on before my peers and I achieved some kind of financial independence and for that I'm greatful and blessed. If it's only for financial gain so one can help themselves and their family, it's more than enough.

Q: How easy is it to create machine learning models nowadays?

= TensorFlow

That's ML commoditization.