Fuck product managers.

Just the other day I was discussing our progress so far and this product manager shows us the timeline and his vision for the project.
Ngl, I haven’t seen such an ambitious fuck for so long. He doesn’t know how to do anything other than fucking spreadsheets. The only problem with his plan is that we don’t even have the team, just 2 pity devs carrying it.

I still don’t get it, why the fuck would a company with 2 devs need a product manager?

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    Product managers do this. They have a Vision, and they like to make plans. Just make sure that the Plan will accept changes, and that the sales sell what you have, and Not what you plan to build next year....
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    If product managers show you a timeline or a deadline for the first time, just say "I didn't agree to this. I didn't promise this."

    And that is the truth. If business people or managers don't discuss with the team about the deadline, and come to a consensus, then it's not something that can be promised to be delivered on time.
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