Parents:why is my iPad so slow?

Me: It's old (1st gen that came out in 2010)

P:well just clean it up and make it go faster

M:Theres nothing to clean... Theres only a browser app and solitaire....

P: well just fix it so it's faster

M:....... *turns it off and on again*

M: All fixed

  • 2
    I remember optimizing for this slowpoke.
    Fond memories of Safari crashing often to OOM too...

    PS: OOM = out of memory. It tends to happen often on an iPad 1 since there is so little RAM. 256Mo to be exact. Yup. Mo. Not Go.
  • 0
    Feeling identified with my iPad and my little brother.
Add Comment