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I fucking love my parents.

Came to visit them again and told them that I might buy an iPhone in the future (I fucking hate apple/i-devices and they know that).

Mom: "You are going to WHAT? Are you okay, son?"
Dad: *walks towards me and puts hand on forehead* "Hmmm, doesn't seem to be that warm. Maybe we should visit a psychiatrist soon."

Me: 😂. mom, dad, I fucking love you.

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  • 67
    Parents great sense of humor I just love being home. Enjoy your stay bro :)
  • 24
    @gitpush this happened a month or so ago but I still smile thinking back to it :)
  • 7
    @linuxxx Oh, guess need to send my comment back in time :P
  • 27
    Lol your parents are awesome
  • 5
    my dad is like that always i love him i love mom too bt she dont understand tech.
  • 6
    @QueenCodeslut I have to say I liked 'MissDirection' more :)
  • 8
    Me: mom I want to configure and buy a $6000 pc
    Mom: Do house chores and distribute newspaper for 5 years and you will have it.
  • 7
    @kp15 that's pretty awesome. Maybe my comments are easy to pick out?
  • 6
    @QueenCodeslut that is a fucking brilliant bio xD
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    @DucksCanCode @QueenCodeslut The denier of demon cocks. Right. Too bad for me I guess :P.
  • 6
    @linuxxx lol silly ❤️
  • 7
    @linuxxx damn son that takes more balls than I have xD
  • 3
    @DucksCanCode I only have known this girl for a little but she seems to be a person you can pull this kinda jokery with so yah :P
  • 2
    @linuxxx I wouldn't be able to judge that xD
  • 1
    @Jop- you are dutch as well aren't you? And don't worry, I am deffo not an apple guy so won't be buying an iPhone soon!
  • 2
    @linuxxx That's what I said until work got me a MBP, iPhone 7 and even a silly watch thing.
    Now I have to worry about whether they'll be broadpwned or whatever.
  • 1
    @xsacha Oh I wouldn't even get an apple device voluntarely!
  • 5
    @linuxxx I liked it more too. Had I known I can't change it back for 6 months, I might not have changed it lol
  • 3
    @QueenCodeslut Awhhh haha! *sets reminder for after 6 months to remind you* (nahh don't worry, I don't do reminders and that would be creepy :P)
  • 5
    @linuxxx you're a member of the royal court anyway so it's fine
  • 3
    @QueenCodeslut Royal Court? What is that haha Oo
  • 7
    @linuxxx well there's myself and @QueenMorgana, Sir Dfox, and Lord @Letmecode. Yes, all this because someone called me a codeslut lol
  • 3
    @QueenCodeslut Ahh so I belong to that royal court, sounds awesome though!
  • 6
    @linuxxx of course you do. We can't leave out the nicest guy on devRant 😊
  • 4
    @QueenCodeslut D'awhhh you ❤️ 😊
  • 4
    @QueenCodeslut we have Sir @trogus, as well. He's quieter than Sir @dfox, but it's equally as important.

    I'm feeling @Linuxxx would be a good fit for Captain of the royal guard, in charge of all security..
  • 4
    @QueenMorgana Awhhh thank you. Damn you both are very nice girls. Wait. A. Second. @QueenMorgana Are you the person who used to be taylorviktorya?
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    @QueenMorgana Ahhh right. Was getting confused for a second but then I saw the tattoos in your avatar :).
  • 3
    @linuxxx I was The Queen at school for a while, but i felt i needed to specify which queen, here
  • 4
    @QueenMorgana Tbh I don't get the morgana part 😅
  • 6
    @linuxxx Morgan La Faye is from king Arthur stories and is often considered evil, conniving, and antagonistic, portrayed as being loose with her morals. During a particularly petty argument, in which I was wrongly accused of cheating on my significant other at the time, I was compared to her and I laughed my ass off and embraced the "insult"
  • 5
    @QueenMorgana Ahh fair enough, it makes sense now :).
  • 5
    @QueenMorgana and that explanation sums up why I love you.
  • 4
    @QueenMorgana yes, Captain if the royal guard is fitting
  • 4
    D'awhhh you two 😄 @QueenMorgana @QueenCodeslut
  • 3
    Off topic but I am your 25000 ++
  • 4
    @SvenLovell I am on alcohol, noticed the 25K, saw you were the 25000th upvote and wrote your name down to mention you and thank you in this rant's comments 😆 Thanks mate! And in case I haven't welcomed you yet, welcome!
  • 2
    i wish my,parents understood me like this
  • 0
    @linuxxx what are you drinking tonight?
  • 1
    I don't know what's more confusing, you all changing your names or just you all in general :D
  • 1
    How people “fucking hate Apple” is hilarious to me.
  • 1
    @foldager and it's hilarious to me how people are infatuated with Apple.
  • 0
    @matsaki95 that was an uncaught autocorrect issue. I feel bad now 😔

    As far as everyone else, I have no idea.

    @trogus, I didn't mean to type "it," I meant to say "he" is just as important.
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    @linuxxx I don't care if it's the Ark of the covenant, I'm not staying in line all night in order to get the privilege of paying more money for it than it's worth and I think it's hilarious watching the sheeple do it.
    That's of course not just Apple fans, but it's one of the funny things they do :)
  • 0
    I prefer Apple products, but that doesn’t mean that I “hate” Windows, Microsoft, Samsung, Nokia, Huawei or anyhing else that competes with Apple. I am not infatuated with anything, I just prefer working on a reliable machine with a beautiful design, a pretty GUI, native terminal and so on 😊
  • 1
    @foldager Oh I deffo 'hate' a few companies, yes. I personally prefer to work on anything that's Linux related :). But hey, that's what preferences are for!
  • 0
    @linuxxx I don’t know the technical terms, but isn’t macOS based on some sort of Linux/earlier? I recall a three letter combination ;-)
  • 1
    @foldager Not Linux haha! I thought some other kernel though, @runfrodorun help me out here please :)
  • 1
    @Jop- Thanks!
  • 1
    @foldager @Jop- you are all wrong. Mac OS 10.0 and up is a direct descendant of nextstep, Mach microkernel archotecture (all together known as darwin). The userland coreutils are FreeBSD and that's where that nugget of knowledge comes from. Some kernel services borrow FreeBSD code as well but he kernel is wildly different. Also Mac OS is not an X11 based GUI. It used to have an emulation layer that was ripped out but it primarily is a proprietary gl interface (which is widely heralded as quite bad, but I haven't found any reason to hate it, I'm not a graphics programmer any more)

    Mac OS has open source and proprietary components and the Apple public source license is not gpl compatible so they overall get a d- in open sourceiness. But it's still a half decent os because it's posix compliant from a core design philosophy.
  • 0
    FreeBSD was what I was looking for. Anyways - I would much rather work in macOS than Windows
  • 0
    That's great.
  • 1
    Awesome story, I am jealous of parents who understand tech 😭
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