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@lazysnail I am ready to do it. Just write a letter to save me from any legal problems indicating that I was just trying to fulfill your wish.
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@lazysnail No. Have to plan on what would be the best way to kill you. BEWARE!!!!!!
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@Jilano Yeah good idea infect his toner with some poisonous stuff. Or else if it connected to network send malicious code through print stream printing out "hail ISIS" texts and images. Police will handle the rest. (*evil smirk)
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