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ODXT33643yThe one where all the programming languages get together to try and get more female programers into the field. An the C programming language says "maybe, stop treating them like Objects" :D
xanathor4233yA programmer just had a kid. A friend asks her: "Is it a boy or a girl?" and she replies: "Yes".
Why did the programmer leave his job ?
Because he didn't get arrays
Paralax5Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana
gjkf17Roses are red, violets are blue; If I were a query, I'd SELECT * FROM you;
iamkeyur7HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV! Candidate - I was in jail. HR - Why? Candidate:- I killed the guy w...