This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

what the actual fuck? give us a link, I wnat to see the horror.
🤔 i wonder if this is how DBA's start thier careers?

@magicMirror there is a sample on Google play store.

Not a bad book for beginner, very generic

@magicMirror just search on Amazon.

Btw, this is the book description:
Princess Ruruna and Cain have a problem: their fruit-selling empire is a tangle of conflicting and duplicated data, and sorting the melons from the apples and strawberries is causing real difficulties ...

Could be a single rant🤔😂

Made my day! 😂😂😂

Thank you for that, @CPedersen and welcome!

Japanese can make everything as cute as kitty, and there even are books teaching you how to make a CPU with lots of pictures containing cute girls...

omg i need this in my life!

Where can i get one??

This is amazing 😂

So is the "lady fairy" like the paper clip in Windows???

@magicMirror A DBA once gave me a copy of that I went and bought a real technical book in the end.

@Tale-Of-X9 Hello! You just typed "This is my suicide letter". Would you like to add a clip-art?

I'll do you one better. This is a required college course... and yes, it stays true to the title. Duck references are NOT a good way to learn

Ordered. Going to put this on my desk where walkups can see it. 😅

Looks fun

@zubin10 At least there's a Chinese Version.

I'd fuck the blonde one.

P.S.- Not a pedo.

Is database old enough?

The book arrived this afternoon. I've read the first two chapters. It really isn't all that bad; pretty good actually. Much better than the Sahara desert dry academic texts.

@iAmNaN HAHAHAHA, legend.

I have this book. Tbh p good actually

I ordered the one for physics, because my brother is a theoretical physicist, and just maybe, when his eyes go distant and he starts talking quantum and graphene and super colliders, I'll at least understand some of what he's going on about.

@iAmNaN let me know what it has for INSERT, INNER and OUTER JOIN :)

My university recommends that too 🙈

@billgates it describes INSERT fairly well, and provides examples. For JOIN statements, it discusses what they are, but leaves it to the reader to figure them out. It's definitely an introductory level tutorial. They do expect the reader to do exercises, and the SQL is ANSI, so they work with any DBMS.

@iAmNaN ah ok so no uhh... questionable content

@billgates ah, gotcha. No. No hentai.

Actually have it saved my ass for an exam to databases 101 read that book in a day aced my exam.

This is one from my college 😂😂

There's a bunch of them apparently: https://www.nostarch.com/manga

Holy shit😂😂 just can't imagine myself reading this in a technical classroom!

Hehehe