Developers thinking name of a method or variable.

Presenting to you, a gate of gates!

Me: *What* is the process to do X in this environment? The link is not working. (Link available in only application 1)
Senior colleague: Through which application?
Me: *Mentions the full name of application 1*. Application 2 works as well.
SC: Yeah it can be done by application 2 as well.
Me: *waits*
*Okay, TELL ME FUCKING HOW!!! I asked for the process, not about its possibility.*

I am entitled to changes

Data scientists should be charged with animal trafficking and animal abuse because they import Pandas 🐼 and feed them to Python 🐍

Stupid questions!

My biggest insecurity is that people will one day find out that I am not good enough!
I write clean code and do all the shit around it but I don't feel good enough.
Imposter syndrome is for real, sometimes!

Meeting101:

1) Schedule a meeting to discuss some important issues.
2) Discuss everything but those issues!
3) Schedule another meeting for same issues.
😭

I typed "goto the place..." somewhere and later realized that "go" and "to" are two different words in real life.

You can use any of the tracks!

Never lose your character. Bits are important!

Biggest personal challenges as a dev?
Being not a dev at all and try pleasing some faggots!
Out of my principles but they like that only!
Do your work properly, nice asshole!

They tell you to be creative and share your thoughts but when you do, they say that you speak very much and you should not go out of the league.
You know what?
FuckOffToHell!

Thank, Thank...Thank you! When you see such generosity! :)

The coincidence is that I got hired today only! This was my first job interview. I am a student. Not sure if it gets counted as my last job selection but i am super happy. ;)
Thanks devRant for this special topping. 😁

#devRant
*read a rant which you were not in favor of*
*open comments*
*There would be one fella who had already written your head*
*Upvoted the comment*
*Kept reading other rants*

Ever did that?

When logging in, why is there no reminder like 'your password was at least 8 characters long with at least one digit'.

Cheated with my beloved 'optimization' to make a go around that fucking bug and then the temporary work around turned out to be nice feature. Great!! 😑 But I am not happy :( fml

Program failed to load with an error message.
Tried resolving, failed.
Searched the internet, Stack overflow failed.
Tried 4-5 solutions, failed.
Disappointments!

Tired of my life, restarted the PC. Program opened perfectly and worked smoothly.

Programmer's mantra:
Everything is fine at the end because "restart" is the real magic!

So they are going to make me wait for how long my mobile number is!!

Okay, qualified for being my next rant! 😁

When uninstalling a single software freed fucking 40 GB of disk space! 😵 😮

Leave it if you don't love it.

Q. Why does a 'Chef' wear white clothes?

Cuz ffffff

When the project is about to complete but you start losing the shit!

Real programmer facepalm-

When you argue with a shopkeeper for giving you an expired product because it was dated six months back according to you! Then in between the argument, you realize it follows different date format i.e. dd/MM/yy.
The moment was a real facepalm. 😶

Me: I want the laptop without pre installed Windows.
Seller: Genuine windows will take care of viruses. It's virus proof.
Me:😂 Windows? Ok but I don't want that, give me without it. 😂😂😂

When you are overwhelmed with the community. Don't know why but thank you! ☺ @DirtyBit

Don't take up a project because you think it's easy. Your interest matters!

It's kinda awesome how we all code in different languages but the sound for a keystroke is universal.

Saying I am an Android developer is another way of letting people ask 'can you build something like WhatsApp?'
Well there is world beyond that! Grow up people. Just tired of listening this. Fuck off.