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b2plane
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I fucking did it!!!!!!!

I fucking passed my last exam!!!!!!!!!!!

It fucking took me 6 YEARS of college to finally graduate a 4 year college!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking have to do my finishing thesis before i get my degree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fcuck you

I fucking suffered so fucking much!!!!!!!!!!!

Last fucking exam was databases 1 and i fucking passeD ON THE FIRST TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lick my balls play with them

WTF?????????????????????

I fucking spilled blood to get here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shuh

I fucking am still mentally stunned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking I cannot wrap my fucking head around what just fucking happened!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking expected to fail and take another exam next week but I PASSED??? ON THE FIRST TRY?????????????

My fucking gpa is shit BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IM DONE WITH STUDYING COLLEGE!!! FOR EVER!! FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BRUH WTF THIS IS UNREAL IT FEELS LIKE I JUST SERVED THESE 25 YEARS OF PRISON AND NOW IM FINALLY GETTING OUT OF JAIL AFTER 25 FUCKING YEARS!! ALL MY LIFE I COULDNT DO SHJT I LOVED TO DO CAUSE I SACRIFICED MY LIFE TO SCHOOL. WAS IT WORTH IT? NO. FUCK THIS GOOFY AHH SHIT. I HOPE THIS DEGREE PAYS OFF CAUSE I DIDNT LEARN ALMOST SHIT IN HERE

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  • 6
    Congrats!! 🎉🎉🎉
  • 15
    Congrats! 😎

    Have fun in the endless meetings configuring Jira tasks, lmao
  • 2
    Congrats... Now please collect excuses why you can't do your job today.
  • 10
    So.... are you gonna let us lick your balls or what?
  • 1
    @fruitfcker Yes!!!! I shaved so they're smooth so u can take a great bite too
  • 5
    @yehaaw he hasn't realized yet that the prison he escaped from will send him right back into one that is even worse.

    Still a thesis to do... please come back in 6 month and good luck with all the stress making one.
  • 3
    Congrats, now you get to learn how to code in the real world :)

    or take a year off...I should have done that
  • 3
    Ah, I remember writing the most mediocre thesis in 2 weeks because I procrastinated too hard.
    Kinda miss college now.
  • 1
    @b2plane if we ever meet, and if you're okay with that, and I find you pretty, I'm willing to give you a blowjob
  • 1
    @b2plane wait... is the desire to have your balls licked by the devrant community somehow related to your other rant https://devrant.com/rants/5840149/... that you have splatter diarrhea every 30 mins?

    Starting to sound like 1 sick episode of x guys x cups
  • 1
    Congratulations!

    Have a well-deserved rum or twelve :)
  • 1
    Welcome to the work force.

    Based on what you read here, it sucks!
  • 0
    And your next post is about health problems. I infer it's all connected.
  • 0
    Please take care.
  • 0
    @vintprox yeah cause i barely eat anything ever since the start of august because i was so stressed out from studying 24/7 for this last exam which i passed on the first try...
  • 0
    I graduated in 7 years.

    Then went ahead and got a Masters and a Ph.D.
  • 0
    We'll try Indian college next time
  • 1
    @webketje lol with me he’ll be done in 30 secs, so diarrhea every half an hour is not a problem
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