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I've lived in this apartment for four years.
Tomorrow I'm moving out.
I've never ever lost my keys.
But today, the day before I'm moving out,
I LOOSE MY FUCKING KEYS!?!!?
What the actual fuck is this? If there is a god, which I'm quite sure there is not, fuck you!

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    Free will comes at a price
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    @horus negate that. Keys were never lost and no swearing happened.

    God wanted to be insulted by itself.
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    You are supposed to live there forever.
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    @Demolishun that's one nice paradox :)
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    Why assume God had anything to do with you losing your own keys? Maybe you’re just forgetful. It’s like if I blamed my parents because I forgot to set my alarm clock to get up for work in the morning.
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    @stackodev

    It was a joke, every sane person knows that there is no god
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    @Linux Granted. But I’m always curious how people “know” that something doesn’t exist. How do you prove a negative when it comes to anything?
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    @iiii Have you designed the right test? Do you take into account ways of knowing that aren’t direct or that may involve senses the human body has but go unknown, misunderstood, or unacknowledged by science? For example, we’ve only recently begun to posit that perhaps consciousness is non localized or even quantum in nature. Don’t be too sure that we know all there is to know.
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    @iiii Ah, you’re of the mistaken belief in the “we are but bags of meat” philosophy. Sorry, carry on.
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    Okay I found them. And while they weren't in the last place I'd look @Demolishun, they were actually where I looked first! I just didn't look close enough 😅

    @Nanos need to hand back every key, otherwise they must change the locks.

    @stackodev @iiii As for your little discussion, I never wrote that I know there is no god, just that I'm quite sure. And while I do not believe there is a god, I do agree that it's practically impossible to prove there isn't. If there is a god and it is almighty we can just about dismiss the slightest proof against it existing.
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    Since we’re talking about philosophy and the existence of God, I like to refer people to Pascal’s wager. Food for thought…
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    @stackodev

    Granted,
    A god that cares*
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    @ScriptCoded may you find joy and happiness in your new home.
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    @Nanos So you have a leg right in the middle where you sit? 😅
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