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@3ndriu You live a sad life. If you do not like blood on your d**k, there is something called "soft tampons". She can use them while having sex. It is also useful for swimming, running or sports in general. Look it up and have fun!
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@kaesaecracker well, if she wears her 503 panties it's still a no go :/
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@wbhob pretty bold way of letting your guy know, but I'll take it!
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@3ndriu a good sailor sails all the seas; even the red sea
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@nmunro Well, I thought of them all by myself, so forgive me :)
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@kaesaecracker just put a damn towel underneath and don't look down when you're finished #sav
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today sex-ed class brought to you by @kaesaecracker 😁
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@xavier666 Sure, but the red sea owner has to allow it first 😉
Business idea: panties with HTTP status codes printed on them.
451 for our underaged customers - unavailable for legal reasons
411 to crush a man's self esteem - Length required
429 for girls with stalkers - too many requests
402 for our professional customers - payment required
And, of course, 202 - Accepted
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