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feed me dank memes
Skills

C#, Java, some Web stuff
Location

Germany
Github

nukaboy

Joined devRant on 11/7/2016

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Staying up all night writing tests trying to get 100% code covfefe

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Why the fuck does Microsoft Office have a background process that opens a cmd window every hour?

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What kind of ad is this supposed to be? 😂

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Who else is kind of stressed because Ludum Dare ends in less than a day and nothing really works?

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Writing prank scripts in VBS after i found one on the school server

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Who needs comments? The variable "tempList" is self-explaining

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Just turned off the PC and realized i forgot to commit and push

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Executing git commands you found online as proposed solution to your problem without checking what they do. Not even once.

undefined git my branch is fucked up nothing works anymore why did you tell me to git clean
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Time since the last bug caused by blindly copying code in a if/else and forgetting to change a variable: 0 Hours.

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Rappers: "Yo dawg check out my mixtape!"
Programmers: "Hey have written this super cool JSON library..."

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The first code i ever wrote was a script for an Oblivion mod back in 2010.

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Oh my MainManager, do you really think I would write god classes?

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Other people playing games: "Nice graphics!"
Me playing games: "Wonder how they did that shader..."

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I guess having to write a script to mirror my display to the beamer is part of the "Linux Experience"

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