Life of an IT guy

1.Born
2.Study
3.Job
4.Shall I share my screen?.
5.Are you able to see my screen?
6.Am I audible ?
7.Correct me if I'm wrong
8.Sorry I was on mute
9.Ok.. I am sending that email.
10.Did you receive my email?
11.I am on a sick leave.
12.Death

Pretty much it!

1.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
2.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
3.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
4.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
5.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
6.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
7.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
8.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
9.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
10.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
11.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
12.5: Have you tried turning it on and off again? [via oujia board]

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... never say anything positive about Apple Mac.
.... Insist on using Outlook (and other terrible Microsoft products) even though it's (they're) the worst piece of shit ever.

I feel ready to live this life...

That's true