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Does this job allow delegation? Like you can make someone else work on the cms of doom?
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@Demolishun Not sure, I guess so, but I didn't want to give him any hope by asking such questions
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scor38042y@PonySlaystation, do you consider yourself a good person?
Then do as @nebula says and take one for the team.
Or
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Any more silly sayings?
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I mandate in my working contract that I shall be granted all resources needed for rewriting the CMS from scratch without backwards compatibility. The rewrite will be my sole work task.
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@PonySlaystation send your cv to Sandra Lee a.k.a. Dr. Pimple popper (she has a YouTube channel).
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Oh boy... something just happened I'd have never expected.
Remember my rants about the PHP CMS Of Doom™?
Guess what... the boss of said company just called me to offer me a job as their new tech lead. WTF.
I'd rather slowly impale myself on a rusy pickaxe.
I'd rather tattoo my face with a giant, pulsating, uncircimcised shlong.
I'd rather take a swim in a pool of Hydrogen fluoride.
I'd rather work 80h/wk on pimple extraction.
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