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CamelCase001
8y

So apparently I am not a programmer because I turn tea into software. :(

Anyone else feeling discriminated by this definition? :D

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  • 3
    8y
    but.... tea has caffeine in it.. you are part of the group too
  • 2
    8y
    I don't drink coffee nor eat pizza :D so I guess I'm not a programmer. Oh well..
  • 0
    8y
    Cmn dude I drink green tea and it contains caffeine, there are tea's with caffeine too, so I dont feel descriminated 😁
  • 1
    8y
    Hey! We have rights, ya know! 😓
  • 0
    8y
    I thought so too 😜 @bendr
  • 0
    8y
    I drink coffee so much that I could end up asleep after 5 minute of drink.
    Now, I switch to tea xD
  • 0
    8y
    @mid-grey it depends on how you pronounce it!

    Programmer

    (Noun) An entity who likes grandmothers
  • 1
    8y
    @fcrozetta Oh no, my whole life was a lie
  • 0
    8y
    Maybe you are a developer, that probably can use any other kind of drink/food, not a programmer.

    Oh, and tea has caffeine, anyway, so not too far.
  • 3
    8y
    Yes you are a programmer.
    A car is a car whether it runs on diesel or petrol. A peogrammer is a programmer whether he/she 'runs' on coffee or tea
  • 0
    7y
    I think I'm a hacker 'cause I turn honey butter chip and dr. pepper into source code
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