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Android really gets on my goat. They are moving things so far that they are actually doing more damage than good.

Upgrade my build tools to v25? sure! Now all my BLE code is borked, thanks for nothing.

Go to the documentation? Lol, that's deprecated fool!

At least now it can all fail to function in Kotlin, a wrapper for Java 6. Instead of keeping your tools up to date you just create another layer of obfuscation. Well done, so proud.

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  • 1
    Android Goat API v1

    You can stream milk over the internet. Imagine what api would look like. 😂.

    Now that's real IOT.
  • 0
    *writes down "to get on ~ goat"*
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    I ranted so hard I forgot how to English
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