Post the funniest comments you have found deep in your projects code.

/*seems to do something not sure what but delete it and the Internet is gone. */
somerandomfunction()

Dead baby jokes live in the deepest recesses of my previous companies source where I was working alone for months upgrading a system that has not been updated since I left.

I am still waiting for my friends who still work there to tell me that they have found them.

I did that 4 years ago.

// don't know why this is needed but the code breaks if you remove it

Should be a devRant topic of the week - @dfox

// we did ...something... here.

//can't touch this - seriously MC, don't

//mistakes were made