Programming is like writing a novel and one typo makes the whole thing illegible.

So freaking tired of being asked "when will the building be finished?" when I have received neither blueprints nor bricks.

My dad thinks I'm gonna invent the next Facebook and make us all rich.

This week I've been struggling with dense, overly-complex code written long ago by someone who didn't add a lot of comments.

Hello again, past me.

Just boosted my Starling/Adobe AIR game engine's performance by 60%! active code time per frame @ 60fps reduced from 50% to 19%. Now I have more room for lighting effects :)

I am ashamed to admit that I only learned recently that omitting 'var' in a JS variable declaration inside a function gives the variable global scope. So that's why it wasn't working properly....

I have a love/hate relationship with the Jimmy John's app and its "freaky fast order" button.

Waiting for approval from the boss to push changes live like...

http://imgur.com/gallery/XDgHj8r

adding curve balls to my baseball app today.

What are you doing today for work?

Feels so good to make progress on my entity personal project and now I have to somehow calm down for bed ;)

that feeling when you want to take off a few days of work to REALLY research Perlin noise and displacement map filters.

Can it be quitting time now, please?

I spent most of a day a few weeks ago tracking down and fixing a NaN bug in a framework I use. I hacked it into my local copy of the framework's code.

Today I have the same bug, and after several hours of searching I finally realize I'd updated to a new version of said framework and so had overwritten my fix....

FML

A website just emailed me my forgotten password in PLAINTEXT.

I'm out of breath from running for the hills so fast.

It's 2016. How am I designing another video player skin??

Omg I think I have a problem. Send help!

Not a rant, just a brilliant definition of decoupling:
http://amzn.to/1ZCBz8Y

Why is it so hard to build reputation on stackoverflow?? Can't upvote, can't comment til I get 50 reputation, can't ask for question clarification so I can answer a question except in a comment...

Argh, time to drop out of the zone to go stuff calories in my face again. Just hook me up to an IV already and let me make cool shit!

Ps @dfox it'd be cool if we could take a picture to post straight from app.

Never have I been so successful at "doing a social network" lol. You guys are the best!

Why are the MOST important passwords in my life (banks, financial, insurance) the LEAST secure (i.e. Max length 12, no special chars)

What does @dfox say?