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  • 32
    I need that, where can I download this patch?
  • 12
    When is this patch due for release?
  • 20
    v1.2 rolled back previous patch due to regression issues causing instant brain hemorrhaging. Our apologies for taking 20 days to fix this. We really should write more unit tests.
  • 9
    Still waiting for the OTA, looks like I'll have to flash a custom ROM to get this update.
  • 1
    Want the patch... But... How's this data transfer going down
  • 1
    What? That seems like a big buff! Now me and all other Alien races, secretly planning to destroy all human beings, are in a disadvantage. // Yeah, asymmetrical games and patches.
  • 5
    "Oops. Your files have been encrypted! Pay with your soul to decrypt them and retain your files."
    Hmmm...
  • 4
    Why the fuck are the devs spending time fixing these useless bugs?? Who cares about eyelashes or tongue-biting, like seriously!?? WHEN WILL U FIX THE IMPORTANT STUFF???? I've waited for months for a patch for the carpal tunnel syndrome bug!!!1one

    If you don't get off your lazy asses and fix the issues that I personally deem the most important, I will cancel my subscription. This game sucks. *continues playing, while eating donuts*
  • 4
    is it available in Tarball?
  • 1
    What about AI
  • 0
    @oxkipo In most dev jobs you can get high blood pressure without drinking any coffee 😤
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