I got the blue balls and I resort to alcohol to drown my pain

Still not sharing your croissant huh?

Come to mama.

Instead of alcohol or porn, I can cook you to orgasm for sure.

@IntrusionCM cool. Make a video

Have an ibuprofen and a wank

@IntrusionCM coming over rn - I need some pasta in my life

Update tho I got a cute girls number so that’s cool

@chonky-quiche make those balls pink again!

@chonky-quiche Spicy, sweet, sour...?

@IntrusionCM whatever papi thinks best

@IntrusionCM I’ll bring the drugs and alcohol

@chonky-quiche what drugs?

@retoor 🚔

Okay.

Was planning to cook anyway, as in german time we're close to meal time.

I have some fine steak... Pasta...

Hm, leftover cherry tomatoes. Yeah.

Gonna make some pasta, small steak cuts rare in the pan, take them out... Then caramelize the cherry tomatoes in the pan, pop steak / pasta back in the pan, add some cajun seasoning and then just add some feta cheese at the end for some salt.

Done.

@retoor @IntrusionCM ^ send onlyfans

@MammaNeedHummus only fans requires credit card. I don't do credit

@retoor or debit

@MammaNeedHummus oh, really? Hmm